Or "What You Always Wanted to Know! But Was Affraid to Ask".
First conversation is about brazzieres--how this one is three sizes too small and quote "I take it off the second I get home!"
I wonder--did she grab her teen daughter's that morning in her haste? If not, is it then because she hasn't bought a new one in forever? Beyond that, aren't you supposed to buy new every six months and earlier if you are blessed (or cursed) with an amazing set of hooters? If her body style hasn't changed--why buy it in the first place if it cramps your style holding things up and out uncomfortably?
I guess I'll never understand that one.