Why?

Why is work so boring?
Why don't birds carry luggage?
Why don't cats shed ONLY where you want them to shed?

The weather is warming.
The birds are singing.
The trees are budding.
The sun is shining.

And I am sitting here on my computer, when I could be out walking the doggie?

I'll tell you why.

It's because the weather was SO NICE!

(How nice was it?)

It was so nice that I took my knitting, and walked for an hour outdoors today, and now I'm so sore, that all I want to do is sit on my butt and type a log entry in here.

As she walks away, slowly.
ouch...ouch...